Gluten For Punishment by Julie Seyler

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Gluten for Punishment: Just Desserts for the Heartbroken, Lovesick, and Jilted by author,
Julie Seyler

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Gluten for Punishment: Just Desserts for the Heartbroken, Lovesick, and Jilted is a wry, heartfelt memoir by baking blogger and writer Julie Seyler, filled with personal stories, dating misadventures, and the desserts that got her through it all…

Julie Seyler’s love life has been a recipe for disaster—and she has the baked goods to prove it.

In this humorous and heartfelt collection, beloved baking blogger Julie Seyler shares stories of love, loss, and everything in between—accompanied by her signature dessert recipes—in one irresistible, gluten-filled volume.

Whether she’s arriving home after an awkward first date or seeking comfort once a promising relationship goes up in flames, Julie knows exactly where to turn when things go awry: the kitchen. And after three decades spent dating a cast of brooding, complicated Gen X creatives, her recipe box is overflowing—even while her bed remains empty.

From frustrating flings with the emotionally unavailable to an unflinching exploration of the love that lingers after tragedy, Gluten for Punishment is a wry and honest reminder that while relationships are rarely predictable, a sweet ending always awaits in the kitchen.

More praise:

“This brave and intimate memoir reveals that the recipe for lasting love lies in self-love and resilience.”

“I devoured this book. Intoxicated like a child after trick-or-treating, shoveling down candy as if each piece might vanish.”

Recipe for Brazilian Passion Fruit Cake: A Sweet Adventure

Two-Bit Story:

I notice a lot of LA productions use the word “immersive” these days, but I find most of these so-called immersive plays wanting. They’re often essentially a standard theater built within an interesting environment plus an interactive bit pre-show or during intermission.  

Perhaps I’m jaded.

I was around for the LA Tamara days, the grand dame of interactive theater.  It was written by John Krizanc and opened in Los Angeles in 1984 at the three-story Hollywood American Legion Hall on Highland Avenue. It ran for nine years, and I still miss it 30+ years later.

The premise was based on the real-life artist Tamara de Lempicka and her encounter with Italian poet and fascist sympathizer Gabriele d’Annunzio in 1927.  By the standards of interactive theater, Tamara was exceptional. And not just because interactive theater was unusual for the 80s, although that helped. Some of the things they did are still remarkably difficult to pull off today.  What made it special was that the interactivity wasn’t an add-on—the entire play depended on the audience being physically present in the room and making choices.

There wasn’t traditional audience seating nor a single stage. You moved through this enormous, three-story building, following whichever character you chose. Multiple scenes happened simultaneously in different rooms, so you literally couldn’t see the entire play unfold. Your choices determined the story you experienced.

Today, a production may put you in a warehouse, give you a signature cocktail, have actors whisper in your ear, and call itself immersive. Tamara did something more elaborate. You could follow various characters:  Tamara, D’Annunzio, Luisa, the servants, the chauffeur, etc. If you followed one character, you literally lost another story happening somewhere else in the villa. And each time actors interacted, you could choose to follow someone else.  Each choice you made had consequences, a split second decision on which story you were going to experience. There was no way to see everything in a single performance.

Even your arrival was part of the experience. Before walking through the grand double-doors, you were issued an Italian passport. It identified you as someone entering D’Annunzio’s Il Vittoriale. It was stamped by a gruff Fascist official. Lose your passport, you may get deported. Keep your passport, and it could be used to return to experience another version of the story. Each time you visited, the ticket price dropped. On your sixth passport stamp, entrance was free. This was important, because this was NOT a play you could see in one night.

The first room you entered was the D’Annunzio villa’s central gathering area, during a cocktail party in progress. Waitstaff, which you later learn were actors, served classic champagne cocktails (the first time I had one and now a life-long love). Authentic Tamara de Lempicka paintings (borrowed from Hollywood actors like Barbra Streisand and later replaced with fakes) lined the walls. You sipped your cocktail, wandering around the room, making your way to the dining table, dirty dishes and remnants of a meal still in place.  Someone had picked their peas from their meal, placing them neatly to the side. The play, it seems, had already begun.

And when the cast began their performances, choices must be made…who did you follow, where did you go? Did you stay with the party you arrived with or split up so you can learn more? 10 actors, 12 rooms…a “choose your own adventure” book in the flesh. You climbed stairs. You went into bedrooms. You entered the oratory and smelled the scent of musk commingled with piety (to this day, I don’t know what that scent was…frankincense? Myrrh?). You discovered characters already in rooms. You’d watch fellow audience members disappear down a hallway and have absolutely no idea what they were witnessing. You were constantly aware that another story was happening somewhere else.

The entire building functioned as a stage. At any given moment, ten actors were performing simultaneously, different audience members followed different actors, scenes remained synchronized enough that the narrative didn’t collapse, actors maintained character while navigating the crowd.

Then came the intermission, dinner and drinks, where you and dozens of strangers essentially became immediate companions and story archivists:

“What did you see?”
“Where did you go?”
“Did you see what happened with the chauffeur?”
“Wait, you saw that?”

As you continued on, you made different choices based on what you’d learned… you realized the servants’ stories were just as important as the main characters.

And at the play’s end, you understood you had seen only one possible story, when a thousand more options existed. You couldn’t wait to return, to follow someone else, perhaps the chauffeur into the basement next time.

You saw the play three times.

You could have gone a dozen more.

Two-Bit Recipe:

“Passion is a word we use when we talk about love. It is also a word we use to describe a crime. Sometimes it is also a fruit.”  — Zava, Ted Lasso

As often happens, my recipe today has absolutely nothing to do with the story above.

I baked my version of this cake with the seeds included and I enjoyed this rustic version. It reminds me of a lemon poppy seed cake. As it bakes, the seeds gently release their aromatic oils, perfuming the entire cake. Each bite of the finished cake breaks the soft, velvety silence of the sponge with an unexpected, playful crunch—a bold, crackling finish. However, I think most people would probably prefer to keep the seeds to the syrup only —so that’s the way I’ve written the final recipe, but feel free to keep the seeds if you enjoy the crunch.

Brazilian Passion Fruit Cake (Bolo de Maracujá)

This traditional dessert is tropical sunshine baked into a cake. The sponge is infused with the bright soul of passion fruit and doused in a sticky passion fruit glaze. It’s a cake baked for, sultry afternoons, a lush treat to be enjoyed slowly beside a steaming cup of tea as the day winds down.


Ingredients

    CAKE
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon kosher salt
  • 4 large eggs, separated
  • 1½ cups granulated sugar
  • ½ cup unsalted butter, softened
  • 1 cup passion fruit pulp WITHOUT seeds (about 12)
  • SYRUP
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • ½ cup water
  • ¼ cup passion fruit pulp WITH seeds (about 3)

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour a 10-12 cup bundt pan. Mix together flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.
  2. Using an electric mixer, beat egg yolks, sugar and butter for 6 minutes or until mixture is pale and creamy. Transfer to a large bowl. Clean the mixer bowl very well and set aside.*
  3. Add the flour mixture in three additions, alternating with 1 cup passion fruit pulp, beginning and ending with flour.
  4. In bowl of stand mixer, whisk egg whites to soft peaks. Fold egg whites into batter in two additions.
  5. Pour batter into prepared cake pan and bake for 50-55 minutes or until a skewer inserted comes out clean.
  6. Meanwhile, make passion fruit syrup. place remaining ¼ cup passion fruit pulp, sugar, and water in a small saucepan over low heat, stirring until sugar dissolves. Increase heat to high and bring to boil. Boil for about 8 minutes or until syrup becomes thick and syrupy. Set aside to cool.
  7. Remove cake from the oven. Using a bamboo or metal skewer, poke holes in the surface of the cake. Reserving ¼ cup of the syrup, pour the remaining syrup over the hot cake. Cool cake completely before removing from the pan. Pour the remaining ¼ cup of the syrup over the top of the cake.

* I abhor trying to clean the stand mixer bowl in the middle of the recipe. If there’s any remaining butter in the bowl, the egg whites will not whip so you must scrupulously clean it. If you have both electric beaters and a stand mixer, use the beaters for the butter mixture and the stand mixer for the egg whites. Clean both later at your convenience.

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Mastering Sablés à l’Anis: Tips and Tricks

Two-Bit Musings:

I’ve been out of the baking game lately…and I’ve been struggling to get my groove back: a recipe test here, a middling loaf of bread there. Marketing my book seems to have strangled out the kitchen time I have always lovingly carved out for myself (and writing time, too!). This will not do. To quote Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso, “Roy, I feel like I’ve lost me wings, Roy. Where the fuck are my wings, Roy?!”  I seem to have misplaced my baking wings.

I’ve been tottering back into the baking world in hopes of finding my baking wings again. Rather than my usual complicated, multi-step desserts,  I’ve been playing with simpler, classic bakes, like these French Sablés à l’Anis cookies.  Sablés are made from pâte sablée dough, one of the three types of tart dough (sablée, brisée, sucrée).  Sablée dough is sweet and rich, like a thin buttery shortbread cookie. It’s my go-to dough for classic French fruit tarts…and perfectly suited for converting into cookies.  

And although the cookies look straightforward, sablée dough can be finicky.  The butter must be softened, but over-soften it and your dough is a flabby mess.  No stand-mixer or beaters needed—too much air! You should use a wooden spoon or spatula to cream the butter and sugar. And while the flour must be fully incorporated, overmix it and you’re left with a tough dough.  I’ve seen different versions of this, some that rub the butter, sugar and flour together (sablage), but the recipe below is the one I learned in culinary school, so this method is my go-to, for now at least.

There’re a few recipes coming up on deck that are going to need my full baking mojo (Buttermilk Cake with Roasted Strawberry & Lemon Verbena Filling, Almond Cream & White Chocolate Swiss Meringue Buttercream, anyone?) so I’m focused on finding  my wings again, starting with these simple yet finicky French Sablés à l’Anis Cookies.

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Two-Bit Recipe:

Flavor, texture, scent, a sense of place. I love unique flavors like rose, orange blossom, cardamom.  I hold a special affinity for anise seed: Gibassier, Biscochitos, Biscotti, Greek Koulourakia.  While wandering Les Halles d’Avignon last month,  I plucked a cookie sample from one of the bakery stalls and plopped it in my mouth: sandy, buttery, with the unmistakable flavor of anise. Sablés à l’Anis. I did my best to recreate them here. 

French Sablés à l’Anis Cookies

These crisp buttery shortbread-like cookies are lightly flavored with anise seed for a unique twist.


Ingredients

  • 1½ sticks (¾ cup) good quality European-style unsalted butter, softened
  • ¾ cup powdered sugar
  • ½ teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 large egg, beaten
  • 1¾ cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoon anise seed, toasted and slightly ground
  • Sanding sugar (optional)

Directions

  1. Using a wooden spoon or rubber spatula, cream butter and powdered sugar into a past. Add egg in two additions just until incorporated. Blend in vanilla extract. Fold in flour until dough just forms a shaggy dough. Do not overmix. Fold in anise seeds. Let dough rest for 15 minutes, allowing flour to fully hydrate.
  2. On your work surface, shape dough into a 10-inch log. Wrap log tightly in plastic, twisting the ends of the plastic to seal. Once wrapped, roll logs under your hands in a back-and-forth motion to ensure log is smooth, even, and tight all around. Refrigerate until very firm, at least 3 hours or overnight.
  3. Preheat to 350°F. Line two baking sheets with parchment and set aside. Optional: unwrap log and roll in sanding sugar before slicing. Using a knife, trim ends off log, then slice dough into ¼-inch slices. Transfer sliced cookies onto prepared baking sheets and freeze until firm, about 30 minutes.
  4. Bake one sheet of cookies until lightly golden brown around the edges, about 15-17 minutes, leaving second sheet in the freezer while the first bakes. If you don’t have enough room in your freezer for both sheets, keep one in the refrigerator, transferring to the freezer while the other sheet is in the oven.
  5. Remove from the oven, cool cookies on baking sheet for five minutes then transfer to a cooling rack. Repeat with remaining baking sheet.