Gluten For Punishment by Julie Seyler

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Gluten for Punishment: Just Desserts for the Heartbroken, Lovesick, and Jilted by author,
Julie Seyler

Gluten for Punishment now available!
Gluten for Punishment: Just Desserts for the Heartbroken, Lovesick, and Jilted is a wry, heartfelt memoir by baking blogger and writer Julie Seyler, filled with personal stories, dating misadventures, and the desserts that got her through it all…

Julie Seyler’s love life has been a recipe for disaster—and she has the baked goods to prove it.

In this humorous and heartfelt collection, beloved baking blogger Julie Seyler shares stories of love, loss, and everything in between—accompanied by her signature dessert recipes—in one irresistible, gluten-filled volume.

Whether she’s arriving home after an awkward first date or seeking comfort once a promising relationship goes up in flames, Julie knows exactly where to turn when things go awry: the kitchen. And after three decades spent dating a cast of brooding, complicated Gen X creatives, her recipe box is overflowing—even while her bed remains empty.

From frustrating flings with the emotionally unavailable to an unflinching exploration of the love that lingers after tragedy, Gluten for Punishment is a wry and honest reminder that while relationships are rarely predictable, a sweet ending always awaits in the kitchen.

More praise:

“This brave and intimate memoir reveals that the recipe for lasting love lies in self-love and resilience.”

“I devoured this book. Intoxicated like a child after trick-or-treating, shoveling down candy as if each piece might vanish.”

Mastering Sablés à l’Anis: Tips and Tricks

Two-Bit Musings:

I’ve been out of the baking game lately…and I’ve been struggling to get my groove back: a recipe test here, a middling loaf of bread there. Marketing my book seems to have strangled out the kitchen time I have always lovingly carved out for myself (and writing time, too!). This will not do. To quote Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso, “Roy, I feel like I’ve lost me wings, Roy. Where the fuck are my wings, Roy?!”  I seem to have misplaced my baking wings.

I’ve been tottering back into the baking world in hopes of finding my baking wings again. Rather than my usual complicated, multi-step desserts,  I’ve been playing with simpler, classic bakes, like these French Sablés à l’Anis cookies.  Sablés are made from pâte sablée dough, one of the three types of tart dough (sablée, brisée, sucrée).  Sablée dough is sweet and rich, like a thin buttery shortbread cookie. It’s my go-to dough for classic French fruit tarts…and perfectly suited for converting into cookies.  

And although the cookies look straightforward, sablée dough can be finicky.  The butter must be softened, but over-soften it and your dough is a flabby mess.  No stand-mixer or beaters needed—too much air! You should use a wooden spoon or spatula to cream the butter and sugar. And while the flour must be fully incorporated, overmix it and you’re left with a tough dough.  I’ve seen different versions of this, some that rub the butter, sugar and flour together (sablage), but the recipe below is the one I learned in culinary school, so this method is my go-to, for now at least.

There’re a few recipes coming up on deck that are going to need my full baking mojo (Buttermilk Cake with Roasted Strawberry & Lemon Verbena Filling, Almond Cream & White Chocolate Swiss Meringue Buttercream, anyone?) so I’m focused on finding  my wings again, starting with these simple yet finicky French Sablés à l’Anis Cookies.

Two-Bit News:

I’ve been sharing stories, recipes, and a few hard-earned lessons on the podcast circuit. Listen in here.

Two-Bit Recipe:

Flavor, texture, scent, a sense of place. I love unique flavors like rose, orange blossom, cardamom.  I hold a special affinity for anise seed: Gibassier, Biscochitos, Biscotti, Greek Koulourakia.  While wandering Les Halles d’Avignon last month,  I plucked a cookie sample from one of the bakery stalls and plopped it in my mouth: sandy, buttery, with the unmistakable flavor of anise. Sablés à l’Anis. I did my best to recreate them here. 

French Sablés à l’Anis Cookies

These crisp buttery shortbread-like cookies are lightly flavored with anise seed for a unique twist.


Ingredients

  • 1½ sticks (¾ cup) good quality European-style unsalted butter, softened
  • ¾ cup powdered sugar
  • ½ teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 large egg, beaten
  • 1¾ cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoon anise seed, toasted and slightly ground
  • Sanding sugar (optional)

Directions

  1. Using a wooden spoon or rubber spatula, cream butter and powdered sugar into a past. Add egg in two additions just until incorporated. Blend in vanilla extract. Fold in flour until dough just forms a shaggy dough. Do not overmix. Fold in anise seeds. Let dough rest for 15 minutes, allowing flour to fully hydrate.
  2. On your work surface, shape dough into a 10-inch log. Wrap log tightly in plastic, twisting the ends of the plastic to seal. Once wrapped, roll logs under your hands in a back-and-forth motion to ensure log is smooth, even, and tight all around. Refrigerate until very firm, at least 3 hours or overnight.
  3. Preheat to 350°F. Line two baking sheets with parchment and set aside. Optional: unwrap log and roll in sanding sugar before slicing. Using a knife, trim ends off log, then slice dough into ¼-inch slices. Transfer sliced cookies onto prepared baking sheets and freeze until firm, about 30 minutes.
  4. Bake one sheet of cookies until lightly golden brown around the edges, about 15-17 minutes, leaving second sheet in the freezer while the first bakes. If you don’t have enough room in your freezer for both sheets, keep one in the refrigerator, transferring to the freezer while the other sheet is in the oven.
  5. Remove from the oven, cool cookies on baking sheet for five minutes then transfer to a cooling rack. Repeat with remaining baking sheet.

Gluten for Punishment: Now Available on Kindle Unlimited

Book cover of 'Gluten for Punishment' surrounded by ingredients like oranges, eggs, and baking tools. Text indicates it is available for free with Kindle Unlimited.

I have some exciting news to share: Gluten for Punishment is now available on Kindle Unlimited.

If you’re a Kindle Unlimited subscriber, you can now borrow and read the book at no additional cost. I wanted this food memoir to be as accessible as possible, especially for readers who love discovering new authors and books without having to purchase each one individually.

If you’ve been curious about my food memoir but waiting for the right moment, this might be it.

You can borrow it here.

If you do read it, I would be deeply grateful for a review. Reviews make a tremendous difference. Thank you!