
TODAY’S MUSINGS:
One of the “offcuts,” from my upcoming culinary memoir, Gluten for Punishment: Just Desserts for the Heartbroken, Lovesick, and Jilted circa 2010
My last lover, I couldn’t sleep beside him. After sex, I’d doze for an hour or so, but eventually, I’d find myself crawling from his humid breath on the back of my neck to nap on the couch. I’d inevitably slip back between the sheets once the first tawny fingers of dawn tapped at the living room windows, but the real sleep, the vulnerable hours of my deepest dreaming, were spent elsewhere, away from his presence. On a weekend among the Big Sur pines, our first—and last—vacation together, I passed the inkiest hours of my nighttime reveries within the sanctuary of the bedroom next door. I slept soundly, assured this habit of withdrawing to slumber was the fated consequence of my life spent in a single woman’s bed—my destiny.
With Brett, however, I sleep beside him fine. He’s concerned his snoring keeps me awake. I assure him his rhythmic breathing doesn’t trouble my slumber in the slightest—and it genuinely doesn’t. I’m grateful I own a queen-size bed, affording us little room to separate. A contented smile plays across my lips while he spoons me, enveloping my nakedness in a cocoon of safety spun from his warmth along my spine. I need the gentle tonic of his hand atop my hip or my bare foot resting lightly on his calf, the slightest assurance he is there, and I sleep soundly, peacefully, completely.
—Gluten for Punishment: Just Desserts for the Heartbroken, Lovesick, and Jilted
TODAY’S RECIPE:
I adore this recipe because it’s so quick and easy to make with just a handful of ingredients. And when you take a bite, it feels like you’re eating a lemon cloud. I created this recipe for a recent women’s getaway and then made it again upon my return. I’ll be serving this all spring and summer long.
Icebox Lemon Cloud Pie

This light, fluffy, lemony pie is easy to make and comes together quickly with just a handful of ingredients.
Ingredients
- Crust
- 1½ cups graham cracker crumbs (about 11 graham crackers)
- 7 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted Filling
- 1 can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk
- 2 tablespoons grated lemon zest
- ½ cup fresh lemon juice
- 1½ cups heavy whipping cream
- 4 drops yellow food coloring (optional) Garnish
- 1 cup heavy whipping cream
- 2 tablespoons confectioners’ (powdered) sugar
- grated lemon zest (optional)
Directions
- Combine graham cracker crumbs and melted butter. Gently press along the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch pie plate. Place crust in freezer until ready to fill.
- In medium bowl, whisk together condensed milk, lemon zest, and lemon juice. Set aside.
- In large bowl, beat 1 ½ cups heavy whipping cream and food color (if using) with electric mixer until stiff peak form. Fold ¼ of whipped cream into lemon mixture to lighten it and then fold lemon mixture into remaining whipped cream. Spoon filling into crust. Cover and refrigerate at least 3 hours.
- In medium bowl, beat remaining 1 cup whipping cream and confectioners’ sugar until stiff peaks form. Top pie with whipped cream. Decorate with additional grated lemon zest (optional). Chill until ready to serve.
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