The new guy has a hot ex. How do I know? We have a mutual friend; he called me; he told me. The conversation went something like this:
MF: He split with his wife about a year ago.
Me: Yeah, I know. We’ve been hanging out.
MF: Wow, I should start hanging out with her. She’s HOT!
Me: Oh god, don’t tell me that!
MF: Why, you don’t want to know that she’s hot? What does it matter if she’s hot? Because she’s really HOT.
Me: (desperately) Hotter than me???
MF: (long pause)……………ummmm……nooooooo. Not hotter than you (liar!)…but I can’t really judge because you and I can’t ever have sex. But she’s hot!
Me: I don’t want to know that!
After that, I don’t remember much. I think he used the word “hot” about ten more times. I also believe the word “MILF” was bandied about.
I’m feeling inadequate.
Two-Bit Tart 
I just went through the same thing! Except not only was the ex REALLY HOT but she was also REALLY A BITCH. So it will all work out for you too 🙂
-GIzzy
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“Hot” is relative … it’s subjective and quite superficial really.
… but “Smokin’ Hot” is another thing all together. hee hee!
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