Gonna Wash that Man Right Outta My Hair…

What’s this woman’s strategy to get her mind off a disinterested man?  It starts with a kick-ass, sweaty yoga class.  Yoga is cleansing – moving crud from the body.  Yoga is empowering – I am woman, hear me roar.  My butt cheeks are so sore today that I could barely get out of bed.  My buns of steel will be his loss.  Next, follow up yoga with a steamy bath, glass of wine and DermaDoctor KP Duty Body Scrub. Initiated women know that there’s nothing like it for ridding yourself of rough skin and any layer of “man” that may be lingering – and, boy, is my skin satiny soft and ready to be stroked by someone else.  Finish the night off curled up with a good read and any remaining thoughts just melt away. 

Speaking of dating, I recently read somewhere that 38% of couples meet at work.  Really?  I find that a bit unbelievable.  Every day, I’m surrounded by a sea of 500 coworkers and I don’t think I’d date any of them.  The guys in Accounting…um, no; a little too staid for me.  How about our IT team…I guess if I was into World of Warcraft there may be a common bond, but no and no.  Our slick and shiny sales team?  Again, no.  Am I picky?  Are my dating requirements really that high?

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